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officialunitedstates:

dont-open-fever-inside:

officialunitedstates:

at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want.  within reason of course dont embarrass yourself

Hats are the best shoes tbh

youre going to embarrass yourself

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

travelingwithamadman:

this fucked me up

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

robdelaney:

dstroym:

Every few hours yesterday I made up one of these “Facts” images and posted it to FB. Not only did no one call me out but I received numerous compliments and one guy even took credit for an image.

lol the one with Chicago and the stuff about Kansas. Also “5 degrees rounder”- wat? And all the typos… These are hilarious.

So fucking funny.

candiedrust:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

I would like a statistic on how many people received hate for believing that hate wont end hate